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myseasickheart:

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

And then you have to pee

Or you forget to turn off the lights.

(via neverendingwank)

bohemian-heroine:

Beauty💕 on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/115573475/via/rikkefosse

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via pizza)

sharonosbourne:

saddeer:

my printer can suck a dick 

what kind of printer do you have

(via youngvlcanoes)

belovedshirts:

Trixie in her pizza tank. 
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